Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit | Cottage in Weeki Wachee
2 Bedroom Cottage in Weeki Wachee Gardens, Weeki Wachee
/// The Funky Flamingo River Cottage – Your Front-Row Seat to Weeki Wachee Magic
Quick Highlights ///
• Prime river location: Peaceful deep-water canal just off the Weeki Wachee River
• Kayaks included: Clear-bottom tandem, two singles, stand-up paddleboard, child kayaks, and floating island. Kayak launch makes getting in and out super easy!
• Sleeps 6 comfortably: King bed, built-in bunks (two fulls + twin on top), queen sleeper sofa, and rollaway crib. (Remember - one bathroom!!)
• The ultimate hangout spot: Huge screened lanai with comfy seating, foosball, picnic table, and outdoor games
• Entertainment for everyone: Smart TVs in all bedrooms and living room, free fast WiFi, and a stash of games
• Fully stocked kitchen: Dishwasher, cookware, coffee bar, and everything you need to whip up a feast
• Outdoor fun: Fire pit, hammock, fishing, swimming, and direct river access for kayaking with the manatees
/// Welcome to the Funky Flamingo – Where Old Florida Meets Funky & Fun ///
If you’re looking for a place to sip coffee while watching manatees glide by, float in crystal-clear waters, or kick back on a breezy lanai playing foosball, you’ve found it. The Funky Flamingo is a colorful, comfy, and delightfully quirky escape in the heart of Weeki Wachee.
Equal parts retro charm and modern convenience, this cottage is the perfect mix of Florida funky and fun. Whether you’re lounging in the hammock, paddling down the river, or sitting around the fire pit swapping stories, life here moves at river time—and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
/// Sleeping Spaces – Cozy, Comfy, and Fun ///
• Main bedroom: King bed, Smart TV, blackout curtains, for a perfect night’s sleep
• Bunk room: Built-in bunks with two full-size beds on the bottom and a twin up top—perfect for kids, teens, or fun-loving adults, blackout shades, desk area
• Living room: Queen sleeper sofa, Smart TV, and a pile of board games ready for a game night showdown
• Extras: Rollaway crib
/// The Great Outdoors – Because You Didn’t Come Here to Stay Inside ///
• Huge screened lanai: The best seat in the house! Lounge on the comfy furniture, challenge someone to foosball, or eat dinner at the picnic table without swatting at bugs
• Kayaks and paddle Gear: Clear-bottom tandem kayak (so you can watch the fish zoom by), Two single kayaks, Stand-up paddleboard, Two child kayaks, Floating island for the ultimate lazy river experience
• Private dock & kayak launch: Fish, swim, or just sit back and watch the world float by
• Fire pit and hammock: Because every perfect day should end with s’mores and a sunset
• Outdoor games: Connect 4, giant Jenga, checkers, and more
/// Kitchen & Dining – Fuel Up for Your Next Adventure ///
• Brand new dishwasher (because no one wants to wash dishes on vacation)
• Fully stocked with pots, pans, and utensils
• Coffee bar with a variety of coffee, creamers, and sweeteners to kickstart your mornings
• Indoor dining table and a picnic table on the lanai for open-air meals
/// Adventure is Just Outside Your Door ///
• The River: Our peaceful deep-water canal gives you easy access to all the action—just a few paddles and you’re floating in the crystal-clear Weeki Wachee River
• Five-minute paddle to the Sandbar – A shallow, sunny spot perfect for relaxing and spotting manatees
• Head upriver to explore the natural beauty of Weeki Wachee Springs State Park and wave to the famous mermaids
• Downriver fun – Paddle to Hospital Hole, grab a riverside meal at The Upper Deck, or head to Rogers Park
• Nearby attractions: Pine Island Beach (hello, sunset views), Tarpon Springs Sponge Docks, and the must-visit dog beach at Fort De Soto
/// Important Details ///
• Parking: Space for two cars in the grass/lawn area
• Fast, free WiFi: Stream, work (if you must), or post your manatee selfies
• Security cameras: Outdoor only, keeping an eye on the front of the house and parking area
• Quiet hours start at 10 PM – We love our friendly neighbors, and they love their sleep
• A rental agreement and liability waiver must be signed within 48 hours of booking. A $500 refundable security deposit is required before check-in.
/// Unplug, Unwind, and Enjoy Life on River Time ///
Pack a bag, grab some groceries, and leave the rest behind—The Funky Flamingo has everything you need for a laid-back, adventure-filled, totally unforgettable stay.
Come for the manatees. Stay for the funky vibes. The only thing missing is you.
Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit is located in Weeki Wachee Gardens. Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit provides accommodation, featuring Child Friendly, Pet Friendly, Wellness Facilities, among other amenities. This Cottage features Child Friendly, Pet Friendly, Wellness Facilities, to make your stay a comfortable one.
Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit has 2 Bedrooms , 1 Bathroom, and max occupancy of 6 people. The minimum rental for this property is 1 nights, but this can change depending on the season you plan on staying. Previous guests have given good rated it, and VRBO labeled it a top-rated Cottage because of the excellent services rendered by the owner or manager of this Cottage, and has consistently provided great experiences for their guests. Most families or guests that use it recommend it to their friends and some of them are repeat guests. Cottage has a friendly neighborhood, and the Weeki Wachee Gardens has interesting places to visit. If you want to learn more about the Cottage in Weeki Wachee Gardens, such as places to visit and things to do nearby, you can check below to learn more.
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Is this Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit pet-friendly for guests?
Yes, pets are allowed at this property. Check the guest reviews to learn what guests had to share.
Does the Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit have a swimming pool?
No, this Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit does not have a swimming pool. Check the Facility Overview section for details about the pool and other available facilities.
How much does it cost per night to stay in Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit?
Best-rates for the Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit starts from $367 per night with includes Security/Safety, Sports/Activities, Barbecue/Outdoor Cooking, Bedding/Linens, Fireplace/Heating, Guest Services, Child Friendly, Pet Friendly, Wellness Facilities, Entertainment, Internet, Kitchen, Air Conditioner, Parking, TV, Balcony/Terrace, Laundry with all other facilities. RBO matches every traveller with their perfect accommodation, whether you are travelling with a group, friends, family, or pets.
Is Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit a family-friendly place to stay?
Based on the information we have received from the owner or our partner, this is considered to be a family-friendly property. Families have rated this cottage Good or guests have recommended them suitable for families. As reported by the owner or manager, the cottage has specified that children are welcome. Please see details about suitability for your family or inquire with the property to learn more.
Is the Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit wheelchair accessible or offer services for disabled guests?
Based on the information received from our partner, the Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit has not specified they are wheelchair accessible. Likewise, there is not an elevator specified as being available at the property. Specific accessibility details may be addressed in the property details section of this page.
What is the minimum night stay policy for the Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit?
Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, the Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit indicates 1 day stay policy at this cottage. Guests are cautioned that the minimum stay policy may differ based on seasonality or availability and may be at the discretion of the owner or manager.
What cancellation policy is in place for Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit?
Based on the information reported by the owner or manager, details for the cancellation policy for the Screened Lanai/Clear Kayak/Waterfront/Fire Pit are as follows: Cancellation policy Guests are cautioned that the cancellation policy may differ based on seasonality, availability, or current travel restrictions. Guests should also be aware that this policy may be subject to change and should be confirmed prior to booking. More details may be available on this page in the property description. However, early check-in or late check-out can sometimes be negotiated between the guest and the owner or the manager of this property.
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